Absolute Choice

[Colopty]

Actually, 1 turn until pig means next turn... You would've turned into a pig during your post... Anyway, you're a pig now, and that's what matters.

As the shady back alley guy notice your little pig body carrying the remains of what you last ate, a headless body, he looks down at you and begins screaming. Ten minutes later, when the screaming has calmed down after you tried to explain the situation through adorable oinking, he seems to understand the situation, and asks what you want.
Your choices:
Well, being a pig who is able to eat quite a lot is nice and all, but it's not going to help on a quest where your adorable, murderous piggy behind might get turned into bacon. You wanna be a human again! Quest givers can do stuff like that, right?
You wanna be a hero! Request information about where to find the nearest damsel in distress who can be in awe about your glorious gloriousness! Or whatever else heroes do, really.
You wanna be a villain! Request information about how you might get powers to crush the enemies you are sure to get on this journey while making everyone else miserable!
You wanne be a chef! Request information about where to learn any cooking skills!
You wanna begin in the porn industry! Request information about where the bitches be at.

In 4 turns you'll be a human female who might be an Otaku and hates her eyesight.

[Levvuny]

Oh gosh... the last one would be really fun... But I'll choose villain.

The man tells you you must eat the souls of 100 people and then come back and he'll give you the powers to crush your enemies, and make a porn industry! What will you do?

EAT ALL THE SOULS!
I'm bored, lets just sleep.
Become evil through the power of the pig mask.
Dig down till you find hell, talk to Satin, become his wife, and become all powerful!

[Hilo]

Actually, 1 turn until pig means next turn... You would've turned into a pig during your post... Anyway, you're a pig now, and that's what matters.

Eh, I was confused.



You whip your head around to look towards the exit of the alley. In a mad dash you trot your little piggy feet as fast as you can to eat ALL OF THE SOULS.

[Levvuny]

You eat 50 souls, and then the guards charge, what should you do?
Eat them.
Make them a part of your porn industry.

[Colopty]

Seeing as you didn't even ask to be a part of the porn industry in the first place, starting now without the help of a shady stranger in a back alley seems like a bad idea. Better eat them!
Having eaten the guards, you now have 61 of the requested 100 people eaten to get your first quest reward! As you set onward to find more people you can eat, you flash in a light and is now a female human again! And your female human stomach can't eat very much. Darn. Seems you have to wait until you get to finish this quest. Also, you seem to have gotten a new pair of glasses. Away with those!
Of course, since you've eaten everyone in the nearby area, that means you're all alone.
Your choices:
Grope yourself.
Go find another quest for your female self to do at the quest office! Your pig self might be a villain, but that doesn't mean you can't have the hero experience as your female self. Or possibly villain experience, you don't know if they're hero exclusive.
Go find another quest for your female self to do from the shady stranger you talked to earlier. Better get that chef career started!
You know what? Screw both those quest givers (no, not like that). You can go on a quest by yourself! Nothing shall control your path on the way to whatever the hell you want to do except for these choices that seem to pop up all the time.

5 turns until you're a male pig again. Guis, pls, do help keep track of this.

[=_=]

=_= used revive!
For now it might be a good idea to get a different quest. But you're a pig. You have no intelligence, and you must speak. Slowly your lips fuse together, never to open again, and you find yourself devolving into a legless lump of flesh...

You wake up screaming. Boy, that was one heck of a weird dream. You were acting like a total madman there. You are human, and you are a normal human being. No transformations/gender swapping or any other kind of that weird stuff. You get up and get yourself a bowl of cereal. Whatever today has prepared for you, after that dream you are sure that you can take-

Crap. the watch points at 8 o'clock. You are late for... for what?

1.School, duh.
2.Work. You work hard to feed, clothe, and entertain yourself.
3.I'm out of optionsA date?
(The game died pretty quickly there. Apparently those "choose-the-craziest-option schemes" don't really work in the long run..)

[Levvuny]

You got to a date, you put on your dress and stuff like that, but then you remember, what gender do you like? (I'm sorry, I'm just putting stuff out here. XD)
Girls
Boys
Both
None

[TataBlitz]

Since your dream fucked up your gender identity, you are now a bisexual. (Can't think of AC, someone else do it)

[=_=]

(Status effect: Confusion of Sexual Orientation: Results from your nightmarish journey as a weird shapeshifting pig in dreamland. Wears off by dinner.)
(Guys we need something concrete... like a goal, an actual character gasp or it's just going to end at a low note again somewhere around a dumpster)

You hurry and get dressed in the most fashionable way possible. Wait, why are you wearing a dress?

1. Girls wear dresses.
2. Why am I wearing a dress? I'm a guy!

(Chooz ur gender I'm handing over the hard decisions onto someone else.)

[Levvuny]

You put on your dress and head to your date, but then you remember, no one likes you. So you decide to let someone else put another character into this story.
(Good luck mate)